CROW TESTAMENT Sherman Alexie p. 2000* ========================== 1. Cain lifts Crow, that heavy black bird and strikes down Abel. Damn, says Crow, I guess this is just the beginning. 2. The white man, disguised as a falcon, swoops in and yet again steals a salmon from Crow's talons. Damn, says Crow, if I could swim I would have fled this country years ago. 3. The Crow God as depicted in all of the reliable Crow bibles looks exactly like a Crow. Damn, says Crow, this makes it so much easier to worship myself. 4. Among the ashes of Jericho, Crow sacrifices his firstborn son. Damn, says Crow, a million nests are soaked with blood. 5. When Crows fight Crows the sky fills with beaks and talons. Damn, says Crow, it's raining feathers. 6. Crow flies around the reservation and collects empty beer bottles but they are so heavy he can only carry one at a time. So, one by one, he returns them but only gets five cents a bottle. Damn, says Crow, redemption is not easy. 7. Crow rides a pale horse into a crowded powwow but none of the Indians panic. Damn, says Crow, I guess they already live near the end of the world. ======== * from _One_Stick_Song_, 2000 ======== ========